1. A guy came to fix a cracked hose on my sprinkler.
Ca-ching...$230.
2. My cute pink vacuum stopped working. It's all stopped up and I can't get it un stopped up.
I got out my heavy, loud but reliable vacuum to suck out the stopped up mess.
3. My heavy, loud but reliable vacuum blew up. As in POW!, smoke and a burning smell. Not to mention that my ears were ringing for a while afterwards. Never fear. There is nothing that oatmeal cookies can't cure.
4. Unless there are bugs crawling all over the just opened 25lb bag. Whatever. Nothing is going to get me down. I'll just get another bag out of storage. Isn't life so much better when we are optimistic?
5. Bugs in bag #2. And apparently all over my arms. Oh wait. Those are freckles. But suddenly they itch like crazy.
6. Did I mention I haven't showered?
7. Did I mention I've gained 7lbs?
8. Did I mention I painted my nails in a trendy black shade? They looked good for 5 minutes. Now they are chipped and I look (and smell) like a crack addict.
9. I'm going to go shower and lie in bed. I'd like to shave my legs, but my karma is looking more like I'll slip and slice a major artery.
10. Or worse. I might shave off an eyebrow.
*shudder*
