You know how diet coke tastes funny right after you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste? On my way out the door to take my son to seminary, I was scrambling to pop something in my mouth to take the minty away. (You see, I get my first drink on the way home.)
Anyway, in a pinch I grabbed a handful of bacon crumbles left over from the salad I made last night.
Bacon.
At 5:50am.
Bacon.
To make the diet coke taste better.
What the hell is wrong with me?
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